THEY ARE ALL FUCKING SPAM.
Stupid lame-assed commercials to sell me things I didn't want in the first place.
You know what?
GOD BLESS KARL MARX.
ADAM SMITH SUCKS COCK IN HELL.
Because, all spam is is the ultimate juggernaut of capitalism. It's advertising--the way in which capitalists get the word out for the proles to get their products.
I am really fucking pissed off. Because I can't afford the money for a fucking spam filter. Because I can't even afford the money to renew my LJ account. Because... shit. I guess because I"m learning that this isn't a good place to be if you don't have money. Because money is fucking everything. Because money is good, and if you don't agree with that THEN GO BACK TO FUCKING RUSSIA YOU STUPID FUCKS.
I just ...... I just wish the internet could be the way it used to be. The way it was back in, say, 1994, when nobody had heard of it, and there was no such thing as spam in your email inbox and it was....
....it was the nerds' thing. It was a place for socially inept people to trade Tolkien and Monty Python jokes across. It wasn't.... it wasn't anything like it is now. It wasn't a place to sell your get-rich-quick schemes or your penile-enhancement snakeoil or your instant-religious-salvation scam. It was real, it was genuine, and now that's gone away and gone away forever.
And because it's gone away forever, I have to get 200 useless emails a night in my inbox.
So, fuck you.