In other news, I'm saddened that sbbo absolutely refuses to watch Master and Commander despite the concomitant sock-rocking provided by Paul Bettany. Where else can I go to get my H.M.S. Surprise slash? I want some hot Warley x Nagle / Bill x Killick / Calamy x Blakeney action, darn it.
(You'll notice I didn't include Aubrey x Maturin. That's because in this movie, the slash between those two is not subtextual. Rather, it's dancing around on top of a piano singing "Homoeroticism Is Here Again.")