If my life had a fandom:
a. Who would the (het) 'shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. Who would be in my OT3 (One True Threesome)with me?
d. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
e. When did I / will I jump the shark ( http://www.jumptheshark.com/ )?
f. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
g. What is the biggest small/unlikely pairing in the fandom?