Miles Coverdale (manos74) wrote,
Miles Coverdale
manos74

This is what I think about at work. Beware.

My job as a data entry clerk is somewhat on the drone-ish side. The practical upshot of this is that while my fingers work, my higher brain and imaginative powers are free to roam around at will. And this leads to scary places.... for behold:



THE MOST BRAINBREAKING, BRAINBLEACHING, AND WTF?-ING SHIPS I CAN THINK OF
(inspired by last night's IM conversation with kallah)

OTP:

  • Firenze/Umbridge

  • Merle/Hitomi (thank you, lasafara)

  • Lucius/Dobby

  • Hagrid/Filch

  • Kaylee/Serenity

  • cat!McGonagall/Mrs. Norris

  • Ein/Faye

  • Ein/Spike It burrrrrrnsssss us!! We hates it, precious!

  • Witch King of Angnor/Barliman Butterbur

  • Headmaster Cid/NORG

  • Kuja/Vivi

  • Yoda/Chewbacca

  • Niska/Badger

  • Sgt. Taura/Richars Vorrutyer

  • Ignignot/Meatwad


OTP, crossovers:

  • The King of All Cosmos/Il Palazzo

  • Takeshi Kaga/Tatewaki Kuno

  • Lupin III/Jing

  • Gollum/Kreacher

  • Aragog/Shelob

  • The Librarian/Mojo Jojo

  • EVA-01/Crow T. Robot

  • Hogwarts Squid/Chibi Sue

  • Lucrecia/Moaning Myrtle



OT3:

  • Palmer/donuts/tea with honey, and sugar, and don't forget the lard!!

  • Hojo/Sephiroth/Ifalna

  • Random Character/Chocobo/Tifa



  • ...If this doesn't convince you that I need a job that requires more use of my brain, I don't know what will.
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