Has the wide variety of Squaresoft games got you down?
Do you ever think to yourself "Man, I really want to play the Final Fantasy games, but I really can't tell which one's which... they all look the same!"
Well, son, you are so extremely wrong! Put down the sugary breakfast cereals, the sexy-and-violent television programming, and the crystal meth, pull up a chair, and get comfortable-- because we here at the Squaresoft Game Differentiation Laboratory (a wholly owned subsidiary of the Shin-Ra Evil Game Company, a division of the Shin-Ra Evil Electric Corporation Of Evil, a partnership with the Evil Shin-Ra Evil-Producing Company Of Evil. Shin-Ra: We Play God, So You Don't Have To) have produced a quick and easy tool to distinguish between our modern Final Fantasy games, and passed the savings on to YOU!