Miles Coverdale (manos74) wrote,
Miles Coverdale
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Quotes

I love the show House. Why, do you ask? Because it gives us dialogue like this:

[Scene: Dr. House is getting an MRI exam for his leg. Dr. Wilson, House's best (and only) friend is running it.]

Wilson: [over the room's P.A. speaker, in a deep resonant voice] House. This is God.

House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?

Wilson: [God voice] Let me check. Oh, I've got a plague. How about Friday?

House: [smiles] You'll have to check with [Dr.] Cameron.

Wilson: [God voice] Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.

[Dr. Cuddy, House's boss, marches in]

Cuddy: House!

House: Quick, God, smite the evil witch!

Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?

House: God, why have you forsaken me?

Cuddy: Don't worry, I've contacted Child Services for you.

House: [mimicks Cuddy silently inside the MRI]
Tags: fandom, humor, television
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