Miles Coverdale (manos74) wrote,
Miles Coverdale
manos74

You know, a lot of times, I find Fandom Wank is kind of hit-or-miss. This thread (dealing with wankiness over slash pairings in Final Fantasy VII, most particularly between Cid and Vincent, and most particularly in terms of the height difference between the two, WTF mate?), however, made me laugh much, much more than is healthy.

Best comment so far goes to spiderflower, who said:
After all, Vincent only lets Cid do him with the lights off on the blackest bed in the blackest room in the blackest part of the city, in missionary-position, in a black silk nightgown, while Evanescence plays and a single tear runs down his cheek. Does height REALLY MATTER IN THIS CONTEXT.

(...yes, I think Vincent Valentine would totally listen to Evanescence. Or Coldplay. Or My Chemical Romance. Cid's more a Rascall Flatts or Godsmack or System Of A Down kind of guy. Barrett, probably either Grandmaster Flash or early Public Enemy. Tifa probably likes Crosby, Stills, & Nash, or early Led Zeppelin. I wouldn't be surprised to find the entire Indigo Girls catalogue in Aeris' bedroom. Nanaki doesn't listen to music much, but when he does, it's Enya. Rufus: Styx, Loverboy, and Foreigner all the way, man. Palmer? Aqua and Hanson. I can see Reno listening to Reel Big Fish or Offspring. Scarlet probably loves her some Shania Twain. And you know Sephiroth would be into prog rock-- Muse and Yes and ELO all the way.)

(...YES HELLO I AM BORED AT WORK CAN YOU TELL)
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