Donald: Listen, I need a cool way to kill people. [pause] Don't worry, for my script.
Charlie: I don't know that kind of stuff.
Donald: Oh, come on, man, please? You're the genius.
Charlie: Here you go. The killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist."
...I really, really shouldn't be as amused by that as I was.