last cigarette: Some months ago; James and Erin offered me one, and it tasted horrible, and I didn't even finish it all. My last "official" cigarette was in August 1997 at the H.O.R.D.E. Tour at Pine Knob, Michigan.
last car ride: This afternoon, driving back from Lisa's apartment.
last kiss: Saturday.
last good cry: Late March, I believe.
last library book checked out: The Marx-Engels Reader, back in early December.
last movie seen: X2
last book read: The Truth, Terry Pratchett
last cuss word uttered: "Sunnumbitch!"
last beverage drank: A Rolling Rock. (From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you. "33")
last food consumed: Some tortilla chips and salsa.
last crush: I'm not going to say because she reads this blog. So ha!
last phone call: Had a message from A. on my machine when I got home tonight. The last call I made was to Lisa this morning.
last tv show watched: Futurama when switching through channels at random tonight. Last TV show deliberately watched was Aqua Teen Hunger Force last night.
last time showered: This morning.
last shoes worn: My Levis brogans, which I'm still wearing now.
last cd played: The mix CD apis_mellifera made for me when I visited her in March.
last downloaded: No comment.
last annoyance: 16th Street is closed for some arcane reason, which makes driving to my apartment tons of fun, I can tell you.
last disappointment: Probably when Sara blew me off to hang out with other people last week.
last soda drank: Super Saver generic brand cola.
last thing written: This journal entry. Before that, instant messages to apis_mellifera and L.
last key used: My apartment key.
last word spoken: "G'nite."
last sleep: about 24 hours ago, actually.
last sexual fantasy: Involved apis_mellifera, and the rest I'm not going to tell you.
last time amused: About 45 minutes ago, discussing The Boondocks with Lisa. ("P.S.: Dick Cheney looks like Skeletor.")
last time wanting to die: Seriously? Sometime in January or February of 1995.
last time in love: I still am.
last time hugged: About half an hour ago.
last time scolded: Can't remember.
last time scolding: Probably one of my students, but I can't remember.
last lipstick used: ...
last underwear worn: Green paisley boxer shorts, forget the brand.
last bra worn: I haven't worn a bra since October of '94.
last time dancing: November, I think. Though I did twitch and pogo around like mad during Mad Happy's "hey!" song on May 4th, when I went to go see Wally Pleasant.
last poster looked at: The Detroit Film Theatre one next to the computer.
last show attended: Wally Pleasant, May 4th.
last webpage visited: http://www.eilatan.net
1 MINUTE AGO: I was typing this stuff up.
1 HOUR AGO: I was at Lisa's apartment, drinking beer and chatting about comics and politics.
1 DAY AGO: I was wasting time browsing webpages.
1 WEEK AGO: Wondering what I was going to do for the rest of the week.
1 YEAR AGO: Teaching at community college and saying "Open relationship? Whoah."
I HURT: Those I don't intend to, mostly.
I LOVE: Those who love me back.
I HATE: People who confuse emotion with logic.
I FEAR: Being dragged away in the middle of the night.
I HOPE: I can get a job in my field and live happily ever after with apis_mellifera and bafleyanne.
I FEEL: Sleepy.
I HIDE: Quite a lot.
I DRIVE: Not very well.
I MISS: apis_mellifera
I LEARNED: ...what kind of time period are we talking about here? I've been learning huge amounts of things since I moved out here, or since I graduated college, or since I graduated high school, or since I learned to stop eating paste, or...
I NEED: Contact me for further elaboration on this answer.
I THINK: Quite a few things which I probably ought not to think.