So, as a follow up from a previous entry:
I must not beer. Beer is the liver-killer. Beer is the little can that brings total inebriation. I will face my beer. I will permit it to flow down my throat and into my bladder. I will follow its path when I go break the seal. And when it has gone, there shall be a blackout. Only the hangover will remain.
... well, I thought it was clever, anyhow.