But my birthday was good. drmm is just the coolest person ever, and you should all invite her to all your parties, because she got me a couple of Vincent doujinshi. In the one I've started looking at closely, called "Foolish," it looks like Lucretia kicks Vincent to the curb. (To the curb, girlfriend.) After basically saying "get over it," she sprinkles what looks like Bishounen-B-Gone all outside the entrance to her cave, and then puts up a sign saying "Vincent Keep Out" before sealing up the joint.
There is also a video game, and Vincent wearing bunny ears. But this is later--I haven't gotten to that part yet.
Going to bed now.