Miles Coverdale (manos74) wrote,
Miles Coverdale

You know, I think I'm going to start applying the President's logic to any and all aspects of my own personal life.

For example: If you knew that there was a terrorist plot afoot, and it could be foiled by you bringing me a sandwich... you'd bring me a sandwich with speed and gratefulness, wouldn't you?

Well, we have reason to believe that Al-Qaeda will strike in America soon, and we have secret evidence to suggest that this strike can be foiled by you bringing me a sandwich. So bring me a sandwich now.

...What's that? What's that I hear? You don't WANT to bring me a sandwich?! Oh, gee whiz, I'm so very sorry to inconvenience you! Apparently your convenience is far more important than saving the lives of innocent Americans from bloodthirsty Moors critics of the administration murderous terrorists! But you know what, I'm not angry at you--instead, I feel sorry for you, because your anti-American liberal biased refusal to get me a sandwich means that one day the terrorists will set off a nuclear bomb in your neighborhood, and as your flesh melts from your bones you'll cry "Oh if only I'd brought manos74 a sandwich and kept us all safe from this horror!" But you'll be a melted puddle and there won't be anything you can do about it because you had to selfishly refuse your patriotic duty to bring me a sandwich!

If you don't bring me a sandwich, you hate freedom. And babies.
Tags: politics, sarcasm
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