[Scene: Dr. House is getting an MRI exam for his leg. Dr. Wilson, House's best (and only) friend is running it.]
Wilson: [over the room's P.A. speaker, in a deep resonant voice] House. This is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: [God voice] Let me check. Oh, I've got a plague. How about Friday?
House: [smiles] You'll have to check with [Dr.] Cameron.
Wilson: [God voice] Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
[Dr. Cuddy, House's boss, marches in]
House: Quick, God, smite the evil witch!
Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
House: God, why have you forsaken me?
Cuddy: Don't worry, I've contacted Child Services for you.
House: [mimicks Cuddy silently inside the MRI]