Gaah. It feels like a bacterial Mardi Gras all up in my sinuses. Like drunken frat bacteria are swigging down tankards of yeast-culture and going "WHOOOOOOO!!" and getting girl bacteria to expose themselves. And then Microbacillus snoopdoggii shows up with his camera crew to film yet another episode of "Microflora Gone Wild!"
And they never pick up after themselves. HAAAAAATE my sinuses.