Miles Coverdale (manos74) wrote,
Miles Coverdale
manos74

Taking a mental health break for the moment.



--The parallels between Bujerba and Bespin are... not to the point of discomfort, but still enough to make me go " [dot dot dot] ".

--When Ashe says "Oh Balthier, kidnap me and take me with you!", I just had this sudden image of Garnet leaping out from behind a wall all like STOP STEALING MY LINES, H0R and, you know, chickfight. (Not to be confused with Chick-Fil-A.)

--My fanboy love for Balthier keeps growing and growing the more I see him. Prissy, snarky, charming sky-pirate who just happens to hang back and shoot the bad guys in the head. Everyone else in the game is all "Save the kingdom! Defeat the Empire!", and Balthier is all like "Yes, well, will there be money involved? Preferably lots of money? For me?"

--(Then again, if the piracy racket doesn't work out for Balthier, he can always make his fortune by selling terabytes of Fran hentai.)

--(So if a fanboy owns Fran hentai, does that make him a furry by default?)

--(...though I suppose, better Fran hentai than, say, Montblanc hentai...)

--I haaaaaaaate Salamand Entites. Hate hate hate. I see them and they're all Y HELO THAR FIRAGA :D and the game is all YOU HAVE DIED BECAUSE YOU SUCK XD.

--This game is a lot like FF Tactics, in that you have to do far more levelslutting than you originally expected to. Pretty good if you like hack-n-slashing ("I killed the Sandpeople... I killed them all, Padme!"), not so good if you just want the plot to go ahead.

--There may come a day when a party of intrepid adventurers finds an old ancient tomb that is not full of ravening hellbeasts and ass-kicking bosses. But it is not this day.

--Though I am glad that you get this boss as a summon when you defeat him. And, this made me crack up:
Ashe: This creature was the Dynast-King's treasure... a power with worth beyond measure.
Balthier: I was hoping for something... a little more measurable.
Oh, Balthier. You and Dryden would make such a great couple. <3

--DAMN IT VOSSLER YOU WERE SUCH A GREAT TANK WHY DID YOU TURN OUT TO BE EVIL DX

--DAMN IT VOSSLER WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A HARD BOSS DX

--Oh. Oh that little parting salute that Basch gives to Vossler as he's dying. Oh. *sniffle*
DAMN YOU SQUARE FOR PULLING MY STRINGS LIKE THAT

--Now THAT'S what I call a super-cool FMV. Dear Judge Ghis: You obviously need to learn the lesson of the Indiana Jones movies: DON'T FUCK WITH THE SUPERNATURAL, BOY. NOW GO FETCH GRAMPA SOME MORE BOURBON.

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