(...you could make it a Jackson/Lafitte/Ned Pakenham hatesex OT3. Or if hatesex isn't your bag, maybe hurt/comfort?)
(... and how come no love for the Abe Lincoln / John Wilkes Booth pairing, hm?)
(...it makes just as much sense as Sephiroth/Cloud! Or Hojo/Vincent! Or Seifer/Squall!)
See, this is the kind of day I'm having so far. Where I hear a Smiths song on the radio going in to work, and it makes me all happy. Seriously, what up with that?