Miles Coverdale (manos74) wrote,
Miles Coverdale
manos74

My Morning So Far:

SCENE: BEDROOM

ME: *snoozes snoozefully*

PEABY: *bounds from floor onto my chest*

ME: Gwrlstfl?

PEABY: *sniffsniffsniff* *coldwetnose* *nibblenibblenibble*

MY ARM: *is nibbled*

ME: AUGH WTF CAT

PEABY: You has a flavor. It are chikn.

ME: *woeface* *rolls over in vain hope of dislodging cat from perch upon chest*

PEABY: Look at me! See how pathetically I starve! Skin and bones, that's me!

ME: Can't hear you la la la.

PEABY: If you do not get up, I will assume you are dead. And eat your face.

ME: *siiiiigh* *gets up* *feeds cats*

PEABY: Annoyance FTW! *ARRR UM NUM NUM NUM NUM*

ME: *shuffles to freezer to get coffee*

FREEZER: We're sorry, but our coffee is in another castle.

ME: Life, why you mock me.
Tags: humor, yeah i got nothin'
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