ME: *snoozes snoozefully*
PEABY: *bounds from floor onto my chest*
PEABY: *sniffsniffsniff* *coldwetnose* *nibblenibblenibble*
MY ARM: *is nibbled*
ME: AUGH WTF CAT
PEABY: You has a flavor. It are chikn.
ME: *woeface* *rolls over in vain hope of dislodging cat from perch upon chest*
PEABY: Look at me! See how pathetically I starve! Skin and bones, that's me!
ME: Can't hear you la la la.
PEABY: If you do not get up, I will assume you are dead. And eat your face.
ME: *siiiiigh* *gets up* *feeds cats*
PEABY: Annoyance FTW! *ARRR UM NUM NUM NUM NUM*
ME: *shuffles to freezer to get coffee*
FREEZER: We're sorry, but our coffee is in another castle.
ME: Life, why you mock me.