I'll give you two, because that's the kind of guy I am.
[While playing with toy dinosaurs, as stegosarus:] This is a fertile land, and we will thrive! We will rule over all this land, and we shall call it... This Land.
[as T. rex:] I think we should call it YOUR GRAVE!
[as stegosaurus:] Aaah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
[as T. rex:] Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!
--Wash, "Serenity, Part 1"
Ohh, I'm going to the special Hell.
--Mal, "Our Mrs. Reynolds"