+ name: Manos74.
+ birthday: October 30th.
+ nicknames: apis_mellifera enjoys calling me "Monkeyboy" far too much. Aside from that, I don't have any.
+ location: Lincoln, Nebraska.
+ what are you doing right now?
+ what are you wearing? A white t-shirt and blue sweatpants.
+ do you like your neighbors? Mark, across the hall, is nice. The folks upstairs just moved in, and I haven't met them yet.
+ what's your magic number? Don't have one.
+ do you smoke, drink, or do drugs? I drink. Every Friday night. O'Rourke's Tavern, Lincoln, Nebraska. Look for me if you're there.
What comes to mind when you hear these names..
+ Blair: No idea.
+ Shannon: There are a few people I've known with that name, but nobody I've known super well.
+ Thomas: One of the Classics Department faculty.
+ Scott: No idea.
+ Lawrence: "Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia? ... Only f****ts and sailors are named Lawrence!!"
+ Aaron: Couple people, nobody in particular.
+ Heather: Many people, including my first girlfriend.
+ Chris: apis_mellifera's stepmom.
+ Mallory: Justine Bateman's character on Family Ties.
+ Chaquita: ...um?
+ color: Green.
+ friend: apis_mellifera. lilyblack runs a close second.
+ car: Don't have one.
+ food: Indian or Italian.
+ drink: Faygo grape soda.
+ store: Borders.
+ outfit: Jeans, button-down shirt, trenchcoat, outback hat.
+ boyfriend/girlfriend: apis_mellifera. And perhaps bafleyanne, if things work out well.
+ song: Right now, Frank Black, "Whiskey In Your Shoes."
+ movie: Right now, A Clockwork Orange.
+ pair of socks: Don't care.
+ saying: "W00t!"
+ animal: A cat.
when was the last time you..
+ showered: This morning.
+ kissed someone: Tuesday.
+ went to a movie: Mid-August.
+ cried: June, I think.
+ talked on the phone: Yesterday.
+ paged someone: I don't think I ever have.
+ lied: I can't remember.
+ cheated on someone: Technically, since I don't believe in monogamy, every day is infidelity. I think I prefer it that way.
+ ate nerds: I love to eat nerds. Interpret that as you wish.
+ drank welchs grape juice: I can't remember.
+ watched the country channel: Never, I'm proud to say.
+ shaved ANY part of you body and what part: My face, this morning.
+ do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: A girlfriend and multiple extracurricular partners.
+ what's their name? Natalie.
+ how long have you been going out? Five and a half years now.
+ have you ever been in love? Yes.
+ who was the best kisser? They were all good. *smile*
+ have you ever cheated on them? Does it count if she knows and gives her blessing?
+ what's your favorite thing to do with that special someone? None of your damn business.
+ what's the best present you've gotten from someone? Crispin Glover's album. *smile*
+ what qualities do you like in a guy or girl? Intelligence, shyness, the ability to understand my jokes.
+ whose your best friend? Natalie.
+ what makes your best friend? Um...
+ what do you guys do for fun? Right now, talk on the phone or online, since she lives 1300 miles away.
+ who is your oddest friend? All of them, in their own special ways.
+ who is your funniest? "Funny... in what way am I funny? What, you think I'm I clown or something? My purpose is to amuse you?"
+ who is your happiest friend? I can't tell.
+ who is your most annoying friend? I'm not going to answer that.
+ who is always there for you? Natalie, Ami, Monique... lots of others, but these are the ones who've been there for me the longest.
+ friend who could be more: There are many.
+ Was this survey fun? I've taken funner ones.
+ do you think we need to get a life? Based on the questions after this, yes. But then again, I'm filling it out anyway. Who's more lifeless--the person with no life, or the person who follows hir?
+ are you a virgin? Nope.
+ who wants to be a millionaire? Um...someone who doesn't have a lot of money?
+ ever been to the Salisbury Zoo? "It's Salisbury Steak day, children!" Seriously, no.
+ what did you do on Halloween? I came home at 4 that morning from celebrating my birthday, slept very late, and then met my friend Kari that night to celebrate her birthday (we ended up going to The Night Before and Duffy's that night).
+ what's your favorite Scary movie? Either Alien or The Silence of the Lambs.
+ do you know what I did last summer? No.
+ do you believe in magic? Yes, as long as there's a "k" on the end of it.
+ when was the last time you ate a jawbreaker? I can't remember.
+ what's your favorite magazine? Liberty Meadows. (What? It counts!)
+ do you own a furby? No.
+ what does your boyfriend or girlfriend call you? "Monkeyboy." No matter how much I try to get her to stop.
+ what's your middle name? Paul.
+ do you stink? Not right now.
+ what do you think of cheerleading? I try not to.
+ favorite Disney character: Stitch! ("Punchbuggy! *wham*")
+ what brand of deodorant do you use? Right now, Old Spice Red Alert, or whatever they call it to be more "X-Treme."
+ worst kiss. I'm with aikoheiwa--I honestly haven't had any BAD kisses.
+ anyone you think is homosexual. I have some friends who are.
+ do you know anyone named LeRoy? Not personally.
+ do you like Pickles? Nope.
+ do you have a website? Not anymore.
+ do you watch PORN? Oh yeah.
+ are you black? I'm so white I urinate milk.
+ do you wish you were black? I can't say as I do, no. I'm not ashamed of my ethnicity.
+ who you gonna vote for? No idea. I'm waiting until after the primaries.
+ do you have your own phone line? Considering I'm the only one who lives here, yes.
+ your thoughts on abortion: No comment.
+ do you like britney spears? I wasn't too fond of her when she first came on the scene. And then I read her novel. *twitch*
+ do you want a britney doll? No.
+ if not do you want one for christmas? Are you deaf?
+ What do you want for christmas? To wake up on Christmas morning next to Natalie.
+ do you have your 2 front teeth. Yes.
+ what do you want to do with your life? I want to be an English professor.
+ ever been butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor? Not on the bathroom floor, no.
+ would you ever get plastic surgery if so on what? No.
+ biggest redneck you know: Ted Nugent. Or did you mean that I knew personally?
+ last time you went to skateland: Skateland. You have got to be shitting me, Pyle.
+ last time you went to the bowling alley: About ten years ago.
+ last time you were in a hoopdy truck: A what? You just made that up, admit it.
+ what perfume/cologne do you wear: I've got a bottle of Abercrombie & Fitch cologne, but I hardly ever wear it.
+ do you think foreign accents are sexy? Oh yeah.
+ do you like jell-o if so what flavor? Strawberry.
+ do you like hot dogs if so do you know what's in them? From time to time, and I'll let H.L. Mencken speak for me here: "HOT DOG: A cartridge filled with the sweepings from a rendering plant."
+ brand of toothpaste: Crest, I think.
+ last time you went to the doctor: Too long ago.
+ do you think ricki martin is gay? First of all, it's "Ricky." And second, why the hell should you care? More to the point, why the hell should I?
+ do you think my tractors sexy? I'm assuming you want an apostrophe in "tractors." This is reminding me of that bad Initial D yaoi fic.
+ do you have a credit card...can i use it? Fuck off.
+ do you love your mom? Yes.
+ do you love your mom as much as norman bates did in PSYCHO? No.
+ ever taken ballet: No.
+ favorite juice: Orange.
+ Last time you used the restroom: About 50 minutes ago.
+ most attractive person: Natalie.
+ have any diseases, if so what are they: Right now, I'm pretty healthy.
+ last book you read...was it good? The Victorian World Picture by David Newsome. Very interesting if you like that sort of thing.
+ white, dark, or milk chocolate? Milk and dark.
+ ever died your hair? *twitching at the spelling mistake* No.
+ What brand shampoo: Suave.
+ favorite holiday: Halloween.
+ thing you hate most about your body: Sometimes I've been having this pain in my left ankle when I walk. I'm not sure it's because of my shoes, but it's really starting to piss me off.
+ do you still play with barbies? No.
+ last thing or person you rode: I rode on the bus this afternoon. For person, mind your own business.
+ are men really from mars? ...I'm not...
+ do you have to do chores if so what are they? Are they considered "chores" if you see they're what needs to be done?
+ last time you smoked: 1997.
+ last thing you bought: Some beer, earlier this evening.
+ are you stressd out...if so from what? At the moment, no.
+ what do you wear to the beach? Let me go somewhere where there's a beach in the first place, and I'll answer that.
+ do you believe in angels? Angels or aliens...there's a difference?
+ would you ever join the army? No.
+ do you want a puppy? No.
+ ever had a kick me sign on you? No.
+ how about a lick me sign? No. Pervert.
+ Favorite icing: I don't care much for icing.
+ are you a flirt? Oh yeah.
+ last time you were scared: I don't get scared. I more often have low-grade angst instead.
+ by what? See above.
+ last party you went to: Nate's welcome-back party last Friday
+ Do you do your own laundry? Yes, as long as I have the quarters to do so.
+ what detergent do you use? Whatever's cheapest.
+ what fabric softner do you use? I don't.
+ are your nails real or fake? Real.
+ do you get jiggy with it: With what? And how does one get jiggy, exactly?
+ do you live at the wild wild west? Well, Nebraska's the west, technically, but it's not wild to me.
+ what do you wish you were named? I'm pretty happy with my name right now. It makes me distinctive.
+ favorite movie star: Drew Barrymore.
+ are your parents divorced? No.
+ would you ever wear a waterbra? ...what the hell?
+ do you work out? I walk most everywhere; does that count?
+ are you muscular? No.
+ are you flabby? Yes, though apparently not as much as I was this time last year.
+ are you fat: See above.
+ do you take a lot of pictures? No.
+ favorite tv show: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
+ do you want a baby: Not right now.
+ ever thought you were pregnant? That would be a neat trick, verily.
+ last time you were sick: March.
+ butter or margarine? Either/or. I have butter right now, though.
+ your feelings on mcdonald chicken nuggets: Yum.
+ do chinese people really cook cats and dogs? ...what the hell?
+ do you believe in santa claus? No.
+ do you go to a tanning bed? No.
+ are you in love...with anyone...with me??? Yes, with Natalie. I have no idea who you are, but I can never fall in love with someone who mangles the English language as you do. Sorry.
+ do you have a car? Yes.
+ do you have your licence? Yes.
+ how do you get around? My car, the bus, my feet.
+ favorite rugrats character: ...what the hell?
+ got milk? In my fridge, yeah.
+ do you sniff markers? Depends on the marker.
+ are you dissatisfied with your hair color? No.
+ what kind of jewelry do you wear? A watch.
+ what do you think of *//\\//Sync?? ...I'm going to pretend you just didn't do an ASCII letter "N."
+ have you ever modeled? Only for very special and private things.
+ do you shop in catalogues? No.
+ what do you like the opposite sex to wear? Nothing at all, baby!
+ do you have a cellie? A what?
+ what do you think of eminem? Not my kind of music, though his singles are usually pretty catchy.
+ favorite kind of gum? Um... dunno.
+ would you ever get a tatoo? Sure.
+ do you think lil bow wow is cute: Who?
+ have you seen charlies angels: Oh yeah. Crispin Glover is the O.G.
+ what magazines do you get? None.
+ do you believe your horoscope? No.
+ What's your sign? Scorpio.
+ do you like coffee...what kind...what in it: Yes. I like my coffee like I like my women...bitter.
+ do you write in pen or pencil....or markers? Depends on the situation.
+ are you ghetto: Did you not see the answer I gave to "Are you black?"
+ favorite lip gloss: ......
+ do you wear a watch? Yes.
+ sunglasses: If clip-ons count, yes.
+ ever use nair....if so where? No.
+ ever been to the mall of america? No.
+ do you want a leather jacket? Already have one, thanks.
+ ever ridden a motorcycle? No.
+ what do you think of bsb? ...what the hell?
+ do you read the chicken soup books? I would rather drink a pint of my own diarrhea.
+ have you seen the exorsist? Leaving aside your atrocious spelling, yes.
+ are you online a lot? Yep. This leads to problems with people who try to call me.
+ do you have an old navy performance fleece: No.
+ are you getting tired of doing this: Not so much doing the survey as I'm getting annoyed with the teenaged mindset and horrible abuses of the language that this survey contains. And yet, I'm still doing it anyway. Go fig.
+ do you buckle up: Yes.
+ any siblings: Yes.
+ what are their names: Amanda.
+ what are their ages: 25.
+ do you know how to yo yo: Not really, no.
+ what color are your panties? I'm not wearing underwear right now.
+ ok we're done are you happy? There are more questions, you filthy liar.
+ number of times I have been in love: Many.
+ number of times I have had my heart broken: Some.
+ number of hearts I have broken: Two. Both out of clumsiness.
+ number of boys I have kissed: Three.
+ number of girls I have kissed: Twenty-six.
+ number of men I've slept with: Three. (I'm not going to tell you how many women I've slept with. A gentleman must have some secrets, after all.)
+ number of continents lived on: Two-- I lived in Europe for two months in 1984.
+ number of drugs taken illegally: If I didn't tell the D.A., why should I tell you?
+ number of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends: A few.
+ number of people I consider my enemies. None.
+ number of people from high school that I stayed in contact with: Three.
+ number of cd's that I own: Um...a lot.
+ number of piercings: None.
+ number of tattoos: None.
+ number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: I don't know, I'd have to check.
+ number of scars on my body: I don't think I have any.
+ number of things in my past that I regret: Only a few, but two major ones.