"I used to be a math teacher. But that wasn't paying enough, so I took a second job at a bakery. I sold pie for three dollars and fourteen cents."
In other news, I watched Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels last night for the first time. I think it might actually rival Aliens for the number of quotable lines.
Anyway, here's what's going on for me today:
1) Finish grading.
2) Clean the bathroom.
3) Give A. a ride to the vet's to pick up her cat.
4) During all of the above, try not to freeze solid.